Ode to a Sore Throat

Oh, you aching throaty thing,

What are you doing?

I do not like it AT ALL

AT ALL

AT ALL

when you decide to do anything other than

channeling the air I breathe

to my

LUNGS.

Please don't be the start of a

COLD.

I don't like colds.

you see,

Colds consist of the runny noses then the blocked noses and the headaches and the sleepy tired eyes and all other things that should not happen,

for example...

DA DA-DA DAAAA!!!

SORE THROATS!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I can even really yell at my sore throat because it's technically the one doing the yelling. GRAAARH.

Oh, you horrid throaty sore thing,

I HATE YOU.

(go away please?)