i am very angry.

There is a person I am angry with at the moment. I am not quite sure EXACTLY why I am angry with her, but

a) she said I would probably be angry with her anyway if she told me.

b) she is angry with herself and as I am her conscience I am therefore angry too.

I think these are good enough reasons, yes?

Yes.

So this is me being angry!! RAAAH!!

You are a VERY naughty girl and I am VERY disappointed in you, you hear that? And I am very very VERY angry with you because if you make rules you should not break 95% of them in a weekend. That is NOT okay. I think maybe if you broke one or two of them occasionally that would be a bit better, but as you haven't, that is besides the point. RAAAH!!!

I am also angry with you because you put my coloured pencils in their tin the wrong way. And you still haven't made my star chart. It is nearly a year. NOT okay. And I am also angry with you because you want me to be angry with you and that makes me feel bad. RAAAH.

You are a very very very very bad bad girl. You should be punished for a million years except I am not that harsh.

But I think if you made me a star chart and possibly maybe put some music on my iPod then it would be okay.

Anyway that is the end of my angry. No more angry!!!

I hope that certain person has got the message though :)

HASTA PRONTO!!

HAHAHA the IRONY!!

(well I thought it was funny.)

run.

We’re running through the mall and getting the odd looks and the disapproving looks and the what-the-hell-are-you-doing looks but we don’t care. There’s no fun in walking. And there’s no time to waste. Cruising through life is what I do best but sometimes you need to give life a little shove along. Like a car that you fix again and again and again and no matter what you do some funny technical bit inside will slow it to a crawl. Sometimes the best thing to do is to get it to the top of the hill and roll all the way down with no brakes. And if that’s a bit dangerous and not really that similar to what we’re really doing then who cares, we’re running and running and jumping down the escalators and I guess some people could call it crazy, lunatic, but whatever.

The sliding doors open too slow and we squeeze out the gap, sorry lady with the shopping trolley (that we nearly knocked over) and the screaming baby, we can’t stop, but here’s a lollipop for the kid, have fun, and we jump over the coffee tables, swing around and around the traffic light post as we waitwaitwait, stupid red man with his hands by his sides, he looks a bit bored, have a lollipop. We miss and it lands in the old man’s hat, we race past him, have a good day.

We have to get there soon, come on, faster! And we’re there and we rip out the post-it note pads from our bags and we start sticking them on the mirror, overflowing onto the walls, on the inside of cubicles, the little coloured compliments and fuzzies that we wrote this morning (such fun), put the lollipops in their colouredness in on the edges of the basins, on top of the dryers.

Sometimes you just need to brighten someone else’s day too.

Long time no see.

Hi!

...

Yeah.

What is it... 5 months since I last updated? Woops much.

So.

I went mountain biking on saturday and it was funnn. We did 13 and a half ks, which I think is pretty good and like the first proper exercise I've done for aaages. Anyway it was fun and there were lots of hills to go down reaaally fast. YAY.

Now I'm watching Muse music videos on youtube. funtimessssssss...

Yep.

I don't really know what else to say. Bother.

Um the sky is blue? I think the sky should have days when it wants to be other colours, like green and purple and pink. And sunrises and sunsets and night-time doesn't count. It would just be cool to randomly go outside one day and the sky would be green. I think the sky should have some choice in what colour it wants to be, right?

-yeah i remembered to publish it (well done me)-

its not very good though. oh well.

le gasp!!!

Hello.

I hate homework. Stupid stuff, really.

I can't think what to write. How annoying.

I'm just taking a break from doing my homework to entertain (hopefully) the few. Actually, I think the only person who actually reads this blog is Ukelele, so... well.

Well well well.

Wishing well.

Make a wish.

I wish I could have a big glass of fizzy drink right now. And no homework.

Chuck some money down the well.

Money.

I feel broke.

Broken objects can be dangerous.

You have been warned.

RAWR.

I thought I had broken my camera when I dropped it.

But actually it was fine.

What a relief.

"I" comes before "E", silly girl.

It took me longer than it should have to spell the word relief.

I definitely think it will be a relief when I finish my homework.

I got really distracted when I was doing my homework before and spent ages making my pupils go wide and then little by half-closing my eyes and then opening them again.

Now you can see why it takes me so long to do homework.

Eyes are fun to draw.

They are sort of stripey and spotty and its so satisfactory to do those curvy lines.

A little bit darker in the corners.

Then you have loads of eyes staring at you.

Creepy.

meh.

Sometimes it's really annoying when you're quite bouncy and random etc. 

It means that when you want to be heard no one takes you seriously.

How sucky is that??

Very.

Um

I have to write a blog. Ukelele says I have to distract her. I SHALL.

Soooooooooooooo......

On with the blog writingness!!

I wonder why adding "ness" always makes the word sound cooler. Maybe it doesn't. Maybe it just looks totally retarded and I'm the only person who actually thinks it sounds special. Oh GOD that would suck. Maybe I should stop doing it then. It's just so ADDICTIVE.

Wow that was a random outburst of my strange brain. It is very strange. You should beware of it. this is speaking as an outsider, as these fingers are typing and not the brain bit. So if you ever see this brain going into a super combustive thing mode then you should take cover. Otherwise you shall suffer from complete SCAREDNESS oops I used that ness thing again and then I would not want to be responsible for what happens next.

I have found some cool words. You can only have words together, not apart. Because then they would be lonely and then I would spend my whole life hugging and comforting these lonely words.

ANYWAY.

The words:

No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me!!

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

Therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide!!

I live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend!

Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the pavement.

Ok I do have more but there is too many so I shall save them for a rainy day. Oh that sounds much better than 'Ok I have many more but they are just too awesomeness to put in one place'

Yessss. Dad's kicking me off the computer AGAIN. How annoying. Sniff.

I hope that's enough Ukelele! HUUG!! Actually, VIRTUAL HUG!!! That sounds better.

byyyye